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Title: Help me out: Rank Titles
Post by: Toumaz on May 03, 2009, 04:42:33 PM
As you may or may not know already, players in Seal Hunter will be given a sort of title to go along with each and every level - this is purely for fun. (See the scoreboard image (http://sealhunter.se/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/scoreboard.png) posted on the blog earlier for reference!) Needless to say, my imagination isn't good enogh to come up with more than one or two rank titles, three tops.

So here's a plea for help - come up with rank titles for me and post them in this topic! They should be short and rather snappy; any humorous reference to fishing, the game itself, or perhaps Norway is an extra plus. Be creative!
Title: Re: Help me out: Rank Titles
Post by: rashban on May 03, 2009, 06:59:44 PM
Why not include a couple of bullshit-norwegian titles at the top levels - "kjempemesterlig saeledreper" or something.

But what about:
"Disgruntled fisherman"
"Norwegian patriot"
"Ruthless cub-clubber"
(is it against the rules to invent words in the title?)
Title: Re: Help me out: Rank Titles
Post by: Toumaz on May 03, 2009, 07:08:04 PM
Why not include a couple of bullshit-norwegian titles at the top levels - "kjempemesterlig saeledreper" or something.
Haha, that works. I imagine I'll sneak "master baiter" up somewhere there as well, just for the sake of the innuendo.

(is it against the rules to invent words in the title?)
'Course not. ;)
Title: Re: Help me out: Rank Titles
Post by: korvstroganoff on May 07, 2009, 04:23:28 PM
[FIRST POST!!!!!111ettettoett]


"The Seal Hunter of fucking Norway and Death"
"The Seal Hunter of fucking hell and Death"
Title: Re: Help me out: Rank Titles
Post by: Rich on May 10, 2009, 07:51:17 AM
"Twisted Eskimo"
"Snowman of Death"
"Bloodcovered Snow Cone Maker"
"The Fifth Plague" - read up on the plagues of egypt. :P
"Omega-3 Salesman" - Seal oil is rich in Omega-3
"Korean Consumer"
"Japanese Consumer" - largest importers of Seal meat

They're a bit silly but maybe mixing rank and region together??
"Canadian Seal Hunter"
"Alaskan Seal Hunter"
"Norwegian Seal Hunter"

Just spit balling here. :P
Title: Re: Help me out: Rank Titles
Post by: P the Great on May 12, 2009, 09:07:15 AM
How about "1337 Navy Seal" or "President of Seal Haters" :D
Title: Re: Help me out: Rank Titles
Post by: callans on May 14, 2009, 04:21:41 PM
So i´ve been thinking about some titles:

First of all this might not be very much fun since its so old but tis still gotta be part of the game in some way : <name> Norris.
here are some more titles:
<name> the sealminator /sealinator
<name> Crazed green peace activist
<name> the (seal) reaper
<name> the gibber
<name> of seal parts
<name> the blood covered eskimo

Where you thinking of any special titles or just random ones that twisted blood covered eskimoos would have? =)
Title: Re: Help me out: Rank Titles
Post by: Guzzman on May 15, 2009, 12:55:07 PM
Why not use military ranks or animals
Title: Re: Help me out: Rank Titles
Post by: Toumaz on May 15, 2009, 03:29:54 PM
Why not use military ranks or animals
I did ponder using military ranks, but "Sergeant" and "Lieutenant" sounded a bit... weird when applied to hunters.

Cheers for all the ideas so far, Rich and callans!
Title: Re: Help me out: Rank Titles
Post by: P the Great on May 15, 2009, 10:26:29 PM
Cheers for all the ideas so far, Rich and callans![/quote]

What about my ideas, Toumaz?  ???
Title: Re: Help me out: Rank Titles
Post by: Jacal on May 18, 2009, 10:08:02 AM
Cub Trapper
Seal Splitter
Bear Handler
Turtle Smasher
Walrus Jumper

theres a few, don't know if you'll like them, but thought i would throw them out there 8)
Title: Re: Help me out: Rank Titles
Post by: Caphriel on May 18, 2009, 04:36:02 PM
I like Walrus Jumper, but I'm not sure why... :D
Title: Re: Help me out: Rank Titles
Post by: callans on May 18, 2009, 05:45:34 PM
Oh and I forgot the final rank Toumaz:
<name> honorary member of the sealcub clubbing club.
and yes its really that long.

<name> kicker as in <name> kicker of brownseal heads
<name> sealcub clubber
<name> turtle imploder... tihi (thanks for the inspiration Jacal)
<name> fishermens rights activist
<name> Haakon of Norweig
<name> lil' Sverre of Norweig
<name> lil' Ingrid of Norweig
and of course: <name> Mette Marit the bloody / <name> bloody Marit

and since its fought on a glacier I thought we could steal some game material from a less popular game(!): <name> champion of the frozen wastes tihi.

Maybe make some titles depending on your weapon layout aswell!? like if your most used weapon would be oh lets say vintage shotgun *smirk* maybe <name> escapee of the retierd sealhunters home, not that great a title but you get what I´m going for.
or if you use the mines <name> glacier gardener since he "plants" mines... damn that was lame
Title: Re: Help me out: Rank Titles
Post by: Toumaz on May 18, 2009, 08:11:23 PM
Maybe make some titles depending on your weapon layout aswell!? like if your most used weapon would be oh lets say vintage shotgun *smirk* maybe <name> escapee of the retierd sealhunters home, not that great a title but you get what I´m going for.
or if you use the mines <name> glacier gardener since he "plants" mines... damn that was lame
Sorry, can't imagine there being 'unlockable' rank titles that way. Well, not anytime soon, but I tend to be crazy at times. Wouldn't expect it, though.
Title: Re: Help me out: Rank Titles
Post by: Jacal on May 18, 2009, 10:53:48 PM
here are a few more iv'e been brewing up, hope u like.

Cubcake Maker
Seal Frier
Beary Delight
Turtle Stew
Maker of Juicy Walrus Steaks

hope they help.  8)

Double post merged May 19, 2009, 09:55:22 AM
Seal Dragger
Seal Cruncher
Activist Control
Zoo Hunter
Walrus Tamer
ROFLstomper
 8)
Title: Re: Help me out: Rank Titles
Post by: aXidal on May 23, 2009, 06:51:21 PM
amateur clubber
Sealclubber wannabe
average norwegian
bloody hungry eskimo
the choosen clubber
Seals nightmare
Icebear eater
Title: Re: Help me out: Rank Titles
Post by: Toumaz on May 23, 2009, 10:17:30 PM
Maybe make some titles depending on your weapon layout aswell!? like if your most used weapon would be oh lets say vintage shotgun *smirk* maybe <name> escapee of the retierd sealhunters home, not that great a title but you get what I´m going for.
or if you use the mines <name> glacier gardener since he "plants" mines... damn that was lame
Sorry, can't imagine there being 'unlockable' rank titles that way. Well, not anytime soon, but I tend to be crazy at times. Wouldn't expect it, though.

Okay, I tend to go crazy at times right now. Titles can now be unlocked and chosen as you level up as well as based on weapon performance.
Title: Re: Help me out: Rank Titles
Post by: Dorx on July 20, 2009, 09:22:12 PM
I have a few suggestions myself for the titles that can be used:
The rankings goes from 1 to 5, where 1 is the best rank, and 5 is the lowest.
I've thought something out tho, based on one of the previous posts, like, there's a Cub Clubbing Club and I've based these ranks on that:

1. *Name* , The CCCs (Cub Clubbing Club) Headmaster
2. *Name* , The CCCs Right hand
3. *Name* , The CCCs Associate
4. *name* , The CCCs Apprentice
5. *Name* , The CCCs Novice

I'll come up with more ideas later on, but I thought that it could be a fun concept to share at least:D
Title: Re: Help me out: Rank Titles
Post by: Caphriel on July 21, 2009, 02:22:23 PM
In no particular order, and possibly to be inserted pseudorandomly between other ranks:

Seal Brainer
Seal Eviscerator
Seal Dismemberer
Seal Lobotomist (for getting lots of headshots?  I 'unno)
and so on with the theme of Seal <Violent action player nominally performs on seals)
Title: Re: Help me out: Rank Titles
Post by: theoneman on March 02, 2010, 06:12:09 PM
maybe:

(someone) the viking
(someone) the winged fox
(someone) the sadist
(someone) the species-ist
(someone) the talking ( if someone have used chat many times)
Title: Re: Help me out: Rank Titles
Post by: Patar976 on July 02, 2010, 06:38:39 AM
I like the idea of something like "iceberg painter" the old fashioned way. ::)
Title: Re: Help me out: Rank Titles
Post by: Patar976 on July 04, 2010, 03:14:22 AM
Or something like that like "bloody artist"
Title: Re: Help me out: Rank Titles
Post by: bryce on August 02, 2010, 08:44:25 PM
"This Tastes Like Fish"
(Yes more sexual innuendo haha although this may be in poor taste)