Help me out: Rank Titles

[Toumaz]

As you may or may not know already, players in Seal Hunter will be given a sort of title to go along with each and every level - this is purely for fun. (See the scoreboard image posted on the blog earlier for reference!) Needless to say, my imagination isn't good enogh to come up with more than one or two rank titles, three tops.

So here's a plea for help - come up with rank titles for me and post them in this topic! They should be short and rather snappy; any humorous reference to fishing, the game itself, or perhaps Norway is an extra plus. Be creative!

[rashban]

Why not include a couple of bullshit-norwegian titles at the top levels - "kjempemesterlig saeledreper" or something.

But what about:
"Disgruntled fisherman"
"Norwegian patriot"
"Ruthless cub-clubber"
(is it against the rules to invent words in the title?)

[Toumaz]

Why not include a couple of bullshit-norwegian titles at the top levels - "kjempemesterlig saeledreper" or something.

Haha, that works. I imagine I'll sneak "master baiter" up somewhere there as well, just for the sake of the innuendo.

(is it against the rules to invent words in the title?)

'Course not.

[korvstroganoff]

[FIRST POST!!!!!111ettettoett]


"The Seal Hunter of fucking Norway and Death"
"The Seal Hunter of fucking hell and Death"

[Rich]

"Twisted Eskimo"
"Snowman of Death"
"Bloodcovered Snow Cone Maker"
"The Fifth Plague" - read up on the plagues of egypt.
"Omega-3 Salesman" - Seal oil is rich in Omega-3
"Korean Consumer"
"Japanese Consumer" - largest importers of Seal meat

They're a bit silly but maybe mixing rank and region together??
"Canadian Seal Hunter"
"Alaskan Seal Hunter"
"Norwegian Seal Hunter"

Just spit balling here.

[P the Great]

How about "1337 Navy Seal" or "President of Seal Haters"

[callans]

So i´ve been thinking about some titles:

First of all this might not be very much fun since its so old but tis still gotta be part of the game in some way : <name> Norris.
here are some more titles:
<name> the sealminator /sealinator
<name> Crazed green peace activist
<name> the (seal) reaper
<name> the gibber
<name> of seal parts
<name> the blood covered eskimo

Where you thinking of any special titles or just random ones that twisted blood covered eskimoos would have? =)

[Guzzman]

Why not use military ranks or animals

[Toumaz]

Why not use military ranks or animals

I did ponder using military ranks, but "Sergeant" and "Lieutenant" sounded a bit... weird when applied to hunters.

Cheers for all the ideas so far, Rich and callans!

[P the Great]

Cheers for all the ideas so far, Rich and callans![/quote]

What about my ideas, Toumaz? 

[Jacal]

Cub Trapper
Seal Splitter
Bear Handler
Turtle Smasher
Walrus Jumper

theres a few, don't know if you'll like them, but thought i would throw them out there

[Caphriel]

I like Walrus Jumper, but I'm not sure why...

[callans]

Oh and I forgot the final rank Toumaz:
<name> honorary member of the sealcub clubbing club.
and yes its really that long.

<name> kicker as in <name> kicker of brownseal heads
<name> sealcub clubber
<name> turtle imploder... tihi (thanks for the inspiration Jacal)
<name> fishermens rights activist
<name> Haakon of Norweig
<name> lil' Sverre of Norweig
<name> lil' Ingrid of Norweig
and of course: <name> Mette Marit the bloody / <name> bloody Marit

and since its fought on a glacier I thought we could steal some game material from a less popular game(!): <name> champion of the frozen wastes tihi.

Maybe make some titles depending on your weapon layout aswell!? like if your most used weapon would be oh lets say vintage shotgun *smirk* maybe <name> escapee of the retierd sealhunters home, not that great a title but you get what I´m going for.
or if you use the mines <name> glacier gardener since he "plants" mines... damn that was lame

[Toumaz]

Maybe make some titles depending on your weapon layout aswell!? like if your most used weapon would be oh lets say vintage shotgun *smirk* maybe <name> escapee of the retierd sealhunters home, not that great a title but you get what I´m going for.
or if you use the mines <name> glacier gardener since he "plants" mines... damn that was lame

Sorry, can't imagine there being 'unlockable' rank titles that way. Well, not anytime soon, but I tend to be crazy at times. Wouldn't expect it, though.

[Jacal]

here are a few more iv'e been brewing up, hope u like.

Cubcake Maker
Seal Frier
Beary Delight
Turtle Stew
Maker of Juicy Walrus Steaks

hope they help. 
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