Iīm so exhausted by most of the players who behave like retards, so I have decided to write an "expansion pack" for the well known "The Seal Hunter Multiplayer Bible" by cubrman.
So at first, click on this link and read this!
http://forums.sealhunter.se/index.php?topic=564.msg3333#msg3333Then read following words:
1) Entering the gameI always play at game named "17-25 lvl only, no cheats", so donīt try to enter the game, if you are using cheats, or you are beginner with low level.
Iīll kick you immediately!Please greeting me (or players in the game) by saying "Hi", "Hello", "Yo" or something in your language. I can speak with english, german, czech, slovak, polish language and i can understand russian language family, so write SOMETHING please.
Retards spamming "reset", "restart" or another bullshits immediately after entering the game will be kicked!Be patient and wait until the game ends.
2) YouPlease donīt say you are PRO if you really arenīt!
Most "PRO" players join my game with stupid loadout like mp5+grenades+m79+carlgustav+minigun, or more/less stupid variant of this loadout.
I always kick this kind of players!Do not suspect me from cheating, my gaming is 100% legit, so
I will kick everyone who will do that!3) Your loadoutPlease, donīt be "Army shop owner". Donīt use TONS of useless weapons one after the other.
For example: magnum -> mp5 -> dual macs -> m16 -> AWP
You can get every weapon only by using shotgun (or by magnum only in some cases), so dont waste your and TEAM money by using MORE weapons!
But there is the most important thing:
PUT LAND MINES INTO YOUR LOADOUT AFTER YOU REACH 17 LVL!22-25 lvl players without land mines will be kicked immediately!*19-21 lvl players without land mines may be kicked (it depends on my mood, how pissed off Iīll be at the moment)17-18 lvl players will be asked to put land mines into their loadout
So if I ask you to use the land mines, you have to ADD THEM IMMEDIATELY without saying anything, or Iīll kick you!*There are special ways to win the game, for example two players playing shotgun+minigun without land mines, but that is different case than "Army shop ownerīs" loadout.
4) Playing the gameMost things have been written in cubermanīs Bible, but there are still some special cases:
- If you buy land mines instead of magnum or another weapon in the first or second round by a mistake, DONīT PANIC AND CONTINUE PLAYING! You can use that mines against the first round boss or use it later.
Every player who will stop playing and cause game loss will be kicked!- Polar bears are always problem for beginners so follow theese instructions:
Start from the top and then continue by killing each to the bottom. Many experienced players will spam "UP", "GO UP", "TOP" so start at the top please.
Wait for other players and KILL THAT BEARS TOGETHER!
Every player who will try to kill polar bear on his own and cause game loss will be kicked!- Turtles are another problem, so:
If you have AWP, M79, grenades or something what can easy kill the turtle, DONīT KILL ANOTHER PLAYERīS TURTLE UNTIL ANOTHER PLAYER ASK YOU FOR DOING THAT!
That player will loose his 500 dollars and your team will be weakened in the last round, because players may be waiting for the minigun or another expensive weapon.
You may be kicked for doing that!- Leaving the game without reason or writing something
If you do that, Iīll be kicking you until i forget your nickname, so donīt do it.
5) Last wordsI hope, I have written everything I wanted to write. If I find something, Iīll add that to this manual.
If you think Iīm cruel and Iīm kicking everybody, you are right, but that is THE ONLY WAY to "produce" normal players. Iīm well known for doing that...
PS: spread this manual together with cubermanīs Bible to all your friends, you can save my nerves and nerves of most of the experienced players.
Thanks.